The Aiden Nessuno is apart of the “homosexual” homosapian gay tribe that comes back from 69 million years ago, they are a ancient race of black gay migets that were first discovered in 1870 by Colonists colonel, colonel Sanders who found the ancient race of cannibalistic migets to have violent and rabid urges and lost half of his platoon to them. He said they had the “need for watermelon” or “My homemade Kentucky fried chicken, with a side of grape kool-aid” or somthing close to that. They went extinct in the early 1960s due to their aggressive sexual tendencies and their religion. They worshiped for called “scotticis the Maximus “ they worshiped him as the all you can eat god. He is supposedly the reason all you can eat buffets started.
by Lil B-B8 September 4, 2025
Get the Aidenmug. if you dont like the name aiden ill give you a papercut and ill skin you alive ps. fuck u xoxo love mold opposum cheese
aiden is cool
by a1d3n August 7, 2022
Get the Aidenmug. by a1d3n August 7, 2022
Get the Aidenmug. A name thats often defined positively. Not all Aiden's are "good looking" and "handsome". These guys are just people who need an ego boost from their own definitions.
by AUgHHHHh (aug) November 10, 2022
Get the Aidenmug. A man with a massive cock and balls the size of basketballs, should be worshiped like the masculine sex God they are.
Look at aidens massive dong
by Assbeater900 January 1, 2024
Get the Aidenmug. Cons: Someone who is dumb. Someone who doesn’t know 1+1. Someone who's iq is lower than a fish. Someone who's dad left him. 100% has Adhd.
Pros: attention span is over 5 minutes.
Pulls all the girls.
Underated in friend group.
Notes: He is 100% whiter than Taylor Swift!
Pros: attention span is over 5 minutes.
Pulls all the girls.
Underated in friend group.
Notes: He is 100% whiter than Taylor Swift!
by ThatRandomInternetGuy January 14, 2024
Get the Aidenmug. aiden is soooo fine, he deserves everything. he might always be in a bad mood and dry text all the fucking time but this guy is a keeper. love him, give him all the attention he needs, comfort him, and trust him. DO NOT GIVE UP ON HIM! you gotta be patient with aiden, he struggles with expressing himself and his feelings. he's a cutie and all aiden's have the fattest crush on girls with the initial k.
aiden likes football and he's really good at it. he's tall and has dark hair he's a dick to everyone except the girl he loves.
aiden is perfect .
aiden likes football and he's really good at it. he's tall and has dark hair he's a dick to everyone except the girl he loves.
aiden is perfect .
person: "damn whos number 21 on field"
girl: "oh that's just the cutest guy ever, aiden"
person: "he sure is good!"
girl: "oh that's just the cutest guy ever, aiden"
person: "he sure is good!"
by mybfs#1hoe December 28, 2022
Get the aidenmug.