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script kiddie 

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.
"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"
script kiddie by Jack July 16, 2004
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these people stay young at heart. they always are looking for a good time. may tend to do alot of drugs but still has his shit together. many people admire him in a friendly way and one lucky lady will have the privilege of being his. this guy is definitely a keeper and you are foolish if you ever let one go. he is a master at anything that he does in life. he is loyal til the end but piss him off and its like getting struck by lightning. this guy will pick your ass up at 3:30a.m. when you pass out on the side of the road from being too messed up. he is an honest family man and has just an overall good soul.
that kidwell over there is good enough to marry my daughter.
Kidwell by mr.bonaire October 5, 2013
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kidney stone 

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
kidney stone by harry flashman July 12, 2003

script kiddie 

A person who downloads exploits, but does not understand or respect them.
That's just a script kiddie using Denial Of Service attacks against my shell again.
scouse word used in a greeting
"alright kidder"
kidder by AndyH April 7, 2004

Mini Pop Kids 

A disgrace to music - a bunch of under-developed wannabes trying to pass themselves off as actual artists. Not a single original song and they ruin every Christmas with a new CD containing the year's biggest hits. Of course, all these songs are sang with their 11 year old voices so its an instant good to HORRIBLE mix.

Their only redeeming feature is that they made a blond slut sing Justin Bieber's "Baby".
Girl 1: What the hell is that noise?
Girl 2: Mini Pop Kids.
Girl 1: There goes Christmas...
TV: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY NOOOO.
Mini Pop Kids by Bad Music January 22, 2011

Sour Patch Kids 

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.
Sour Patch Kids by 1069 May 23, 2006