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brown nose 

When shove ur ass in somebodies face and their nose goes so far up ur ass that they get shit on their nose. Very close to a stinkface
One time, i was at my friends house with another one of my friends, and they got pissed at me. They taped me to the wall and gave me the worst stinkface after. I then had a brown nose after. Then they took their jockstrap and made me wear it over my face. It was nasty.
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digging for brown truffles 

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.
if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.

Parson Brown 

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??
...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...
Parson Brown by jenn December 6, 2004

brown neck 

someone who brown noses so bad they go neck deep
peter g is a right brown neck
brown neck by gb993 October 1, 2006
1.Brown- A color that is dark usually a mixture of white and black.

2. Brown- When used for a name, common names that tag along with brown include, but not limited to, Mar-alicious.

*Side Note* We usually find these "browns" hanging with A: girls who PMS all the time over boys, B: Girls who have the finest asses in the hood, or C: some pretty fly dudes that are unbelievably sexy.
When u combine Jesus with Hailey from Paramore, u get a brown.

These rare species called browns are commonly obsessed with non-talented singers, which we shall not specify, but contain 3 members.

These lovely creatures are on the point of desolation. Purple hood-ed creatures have been known to launch a devastating attack against the brown clan. Please we inform you to stay away from a brown.

Brown eyes 

Plural of brown eye, to moon, show your freckle, show your dot. Basically drop your pants and show your arse.
Also take care there are no dot sniffers in the area.
May require you to na na nukka nukka
Carefull when you chuck a brown eye to passing traffic, a cop may drive along!
Brown eyes by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Oh shit, brown people. 

Verb, The act of holding one's purse closer, calling one's children away, crossing the street or leaving the area such as a gym or cafeteria in response to the presence of ethnic persons on the part of Caucasians.

Normally used in the context of "to pull a-"
"As soon as Pedro and Maria walked into the classroom, everybody pulled an oh shit, brown people. Some lady wouldn't even let her kid go to the bathroom until Pedro and Maria left the Building.