Ball Rape

When playing table tennis with 2 or more players on one side and only one person on the other side of the table who get pelted by 2+ balls simultaneously.

Rapee: Stop it .. that was like 5 balls..
Raper: That's why it's Ball Rape dude!

by GeniusC December 4, 2010

Smoking Balls

Stealing a girl from a group of guys or from her boyfriend.

"Dang man, your game is so tight. You were smoking balls tonight."

by OsirisPUA January 18, 2010

Square Ball

An indoor game played by two or more players with similiar rules to those of soccer. Some significant differences are that it is played indoors and has a cube-shaped poof/foot stool as the "ball", hence its title.

The encumbering nature of the poof/foot stool and surrounds adds a tremendous element of difficulty to an already skillful game. Although the poof/foot stool is often soft, injuries are still incurred.

Tiernan: Urgh! I'm bored. How about a game of Square Ball?

Brendan: What?

Tiernan: Ready...GO!

Brendan: Oh God! My knee!

by whatahw January 7, 2010

ball-bump

One golf ball hitting another golf ball on a putting green.

Woah man! Stop putting in my line, we're gonna ball-bump.

by ejagkyo October 19, 2009

ball bouquet

an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.

So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."

by joesgarbage January 5, 2004

Blue Balls

it’s something us guys have grossly over-exaggerated so we can manipulate and guilt-trip women.

“i used blue balls to get my way in the bedroom last night, the missus didn’t suspect a thing”

by superg101 May 19, 2022

Ball-ache

Something or someone who is acting spoilt or generally being annoying.

Evie is being a right ball-ache today.

by Fridge77 January 26, 2009