dick bummer

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor

Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer

by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

Dick Cringer

When something so awkward or strange is said or done that it causes a slight discomfort in male genitalia. It makes you shake and is often felt like you have to get rid of something that has crawled on your body. It makes you cringe, the epicenter being your penis/testicals.

Doctor - "Your friend is lucky that he didn't die from the crash. Drunk driving is dangerous."

Friend - "Yea, I'll say. Why is his face bandaged?"

Doctor - "Oh, one of his eyelids tore off and fell into his mouth during the crash. We will perform reconstructive surgery soon."

Friend - *Cringes and shakes* "Uhhhhhhg!! What a dick cringer!!"

by OpX316 June 14, 2011

dick-pole

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

by piptardsman July 2, 2011

Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011

Dick Reset

Something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see wank). Usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.

Lad 1: Dude, I've bin itching all day
Lad 2: Why? what up?
Lad 1: Well I rubbed one out earlier and I have had chance to DR (Dick Reset) yet.
Lad 2: Say waaaa!

by Vince6 January 9, 2012

dick sprinter

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

by rascist ass mother fucker July 7, 2012