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Wicca

Wicca is an oathbound fertility cult, started by Gerald Gardner in 1954. This means that in order to call oneself Wiccan, you must be initiated into a coven that can trace it's lineage back to Gardner. It must also be stated that almost no coven will accept members under the age of eighteen, due to the highly sexual nature of the initiation ceremony.
In a coven, all members are clergy. There is a high priest and high priestess that take on the roles of the God and Goddess of the British Isles.

Wicca is based off ancient traditions, but it is not ancient itself. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot.
Wiccans are pagans and practice witchcraft.
Wicca is plagued with people, mostly stupid teenagers, who try and unrightfully claim the title of Wiccan. These people usually will argue endlessly with people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about, and are known as fluffy bunnies.

You should go read some Gerald Gardner. He made the freakin' religion, and only he can say what goes.
14 year old: "OHMIGAWD! I'm like, totally Wiccan! I read this book by Silver Ravenwolf!"
Me: "No. Shut the hell up."
14 year old: "OMG STAWP PERSECUTIN' MEEEE!!!11oneshift!!"
by IhateFluffies July 27, 2009
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wick

adj. 1) Something that kicks complete ass, better than having sex with your friend's busty skinny blonde sister that wears hot thong underwear that you can sneak a peek at when she bends over.
Yo, Matt, nailing your hot sister was wick, ahahaha.
by caucasian jack June 20, 2003
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WicKeD

wicked is used all over new england for the word "really". (we're just that cool...)
you're wicked retarded...
by StotheJ November 7, 2003
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wicked

Of Boston Origins

Any possible adjective, usually replaces "very"
by Billy November 10, 2004
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Wicca

Paganism Lite.
A form of Paganism that focuses strictly on the practice of White magic.
Like diet cola, Wicca is diet Paganism
by J.F. Connelly August 24, 2005
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wick

Commonly used in older, English slang and related to anger and annoyance, combining being bored and being fed up, mixing exasperation and anger.Possibly related (through use of a common term for penis) to giving someone 'the willies' - in UK particularly, pissing someone off.
Stop that, twatface, you're getting on my fucking wick!
by ziddi van der zee January 1, 2005
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wicked

Contrary to Sholto from London's belief, "wicked" did not originate in England in the mid 1990's. Take it from an old broad, Wicked has been used in the Boston area since time began basically. Used as an adverb in place of very, really, etc. to emphasize something. True Bostonians (All New Englanders may be included in this, after all, we all root for the "wicked amazing" Patriots)always use an adjective after employing the use of wicked.
Wicked stupid!
Wicked retahded!
Wicked awesome!
Wicked cool!

Tedy Bruschi is wicked awesome! He came back from a wicked bad stroke and then went out and kicked some wicked big ass with the rest of the wicked amazing Patriots!
by Old Broad October 16, 2006
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