woke and boke 

the past tense form of "wake and bake"

Orpheous: Hey Bo, how has your morning been?
Bovice: Oh, you know...just woke and boke. It was nice.

woke and boke by Bovice Brown Smith Johnson December 4, 2007

Woke and Boke 

the past tense of Wake and Baked

I woke and boked this morning

Woke and Boke by youknowhowIdo May 13, 2005

Woke Fishing 

Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.

Guy 1: Why did you just tell Sara you donated to BLM? You hate that group.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*

Woke Fishing by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2020

Woke Bully Twitter 

Coined by Drew Monson.

Noun:

“People who talk about progressive movements, (prohibiting actions, and declaring work behavior.) But they are also bullies!”

Drew: “I followed these people before who are making cool tweets about like, transphobia or whatever, (but) then they’ll be calling someone fat! Just be *nice*!”

Also;
“You can’t be nice but *also* a bully. It doesn’t make any sense to be with these progressive movements and also making fun of the way people look in such an intense way.”

NBT: “Boys and girls and in between can look and feel how they want! Everyone has a right to the body hey deserve!”

A few minutes later, NBT: “This THING wearing DREADS is disgusting! What incest orgy did they crawl from? Cancelled!”

OTHERS: “Looks like Woke Bully Twitter is at it again!”

Woke Bully Twitter by klondikebaryoulldoanythingfor January 2, 2019

woke niggas 

Niggas whose thoughts were enlightened by conspiracy theory videos via YouTube, Facebook posts, and other forms of social media.

Ashley and Quita watched a Alex Jones video, now they woke niggas.

woke niggas by Kingchris32 May 19, 2018

Woke af 

Knowing everything is an illusion of the mind. Mainly the more extreme version of "Woke" encapsulating higher dimensional and abstract thought. One achieves this "Woke af" philosophy after ingesting a very high dosage of DMT, Mushrooms, or any other hallucinogenic substance.

Sam: Have you seen the recent interviews of Jim Carrey, he's out of his f***ing mind!

Josh: Na, Jim Carrey is Woke af!

Woke af by LifeIsAnIllusion September 27, 2017

Woke Wash 

In TV and cinema media, the use of modern the interpretations of social justice and racial intersectionality to justify the changes to an established media product to correct previously "insensitive, racist, or problematic" themes, characters, and/or plot devices; with the end result being that the new product is subjectively more racist and insensitive, destroys established canon of, and is inferior to the original media.

Did you see Gren in that shitty-ass Netflix adaptation?! His character was woke washed to the point of being irrelevant.

Woke Wash by Arisaka December 13, 2021