JINGLE JANGLE … atsushis personal urinal….. We haven’t known eachother for that long but you’re one of the personals i felt naturally clicked with that they’re wasent an awkward moment even tho i thought u were scary but wtvvv…. Ur one of the sigmaest persons i know and even if id hate to admit it you guys make my bad days so much better by just talking to u losers. I feel like i can say anything in mind and nothings gonna change even tho u talk abt atsushis FEET. EVERY DAY. but yk people have they’re issues but we still love u w them ykkkk anyways know im so grateful that i got to meet u and that we have such a close friendship bc ur so sigma n eventually you’ll become super duper famous n im gonna sell ur autographs that i got for free bc im cool like that and theyre be a point were ur gonna say hi to someone in a con at every corner and i hope at that point im w u complaining abt how famous u r and wtv saying im gonna start a hate page which i will. Want u to know that im by ur side threw anything even if im being a hater thank u for being in my life ur one of the sigmaest thing for this shitty year. I hope we can hangout soon i know it’s gonna be so much fun n i’m gonna talk sm till u get annoyed bro also ur buying me food bc u suck at uno. I love you sigma thankies for being friendsies
Damn there’s a weird person talking abt being atsushi s personal urinal
oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!
oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!
by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024
Get the atsushi s personal urinalmug. Pooping in the urinal.
Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.
by Dr. Jeffrey July 1, 2017
Get the Urinal Browniemug. The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
Get the Urinal Logicmug. Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
Get the urinate into this cratermug. Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020
Get the Straight Urinemug. Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
Get the Carmel catholic urinalmug.