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Twitter Bankruptcy

When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!
by Thump45a November 27, 2016
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twitter time

1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break
This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us
by Kon D'Or November 30, 2016
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Twitter In Law

A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"

"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017
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twister dick

When you slam your cock into a chicks mouth and start spinning your cock in her mouth like a tornado
I gave Lisa that twister dick last night!
by Tits67879&3 September 28, 2017
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Twintertime

A combination of the word "wintertime" and the word" twinkle" which refers to the feeling that one would have upon witnessing the holiday lights as they reflect upon the ice and snow of the winter season.
She was experiencing Twintertime as she stepped outside Christmas eve night.
by MrWood November 15, 2017
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Twister zone

Welcome to twister!

a game shown off by vinesauce on his windows 98 destruction stream that is famous for being loud
by the second cool guy. January 12, 2021
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Twitter socialist

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
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