independent stranger

Using the disabled arm of another male to give yourself a handjob.

I used Matt's disabled arm to give me a independent stranger

by da bikeman April 11, 2015

Googlighting Stranger

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.

Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."

by Nytiscyce May 1, 2012

stranger things

overrated generic netflix show that contains the most cancerous fanbase to date.

person 1 (talking to person 3): dude there's a lot of people that are talking about the new stranger things season.

person 2: "cHRiSsY wAKe uUUHP"

doods do u like my hellfire club shirt??!1!1?!1

*does the rock horns and sticks tongue out*

person 3: well I was gonna watch it, but now I'll probably just go home and suck off a 12 gauge

by doctor cockknob September 13, 2022

Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.

Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!

by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014

brazen stranger

An act akin to a regular stranger, the brazen stranger perpetrator sits on both hands until they cannot be felt or easily moved, and then stimulates both phallus and anus, causing the actions to feel as though they were externally caused.

"I'm going to watch rusty trombone videos and give myself a brazen stranger."

by tgnlol December 14, 2014

Stranger Things Enjoyer

Fucking Stupid Prick

"Hola Mi Amigo"
"Why are you talking like that you fucking Stranger Things Enjoyer"

by zxfcghjk September 29, 2022

jiggly stranger

When you lossen your wrist, elbow, and shoulder after sitting on your hand while masturbating

When your feeling super lonely just do the jiggly stranger.

by space_jamm January 20, 2017