Short peenie

A dick that is so small that it is classified as a peenie and a short peenie is a chode but smaller than visible

That dude probably has a short peenie

by Jdjehduehd January 31, 2019

frog shorts

Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.

Her ass looks delicious in those frog shorts!

by iiifrediii August 12, 2013

Short dick

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.

by Elwipfo July 28, 2018

sweat shorts

Vintage sweats cut down into shorts with customized cuts on the side.

In order to show his style, Wesley cut his high school warm-up sweats into sweat shorts with custom slits in the side to increase wind resistance.

by Bad Son October 11, 2009

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014