EZ appeasement parenting

EZ Appeasement Parenting – alternate name to otherwise describe & challenge the Attachment Parenting trend: co-sleeping, extended breastfeeding and other non-authoritative methods that suggest an inverted familial hierarchy, in which the child is boss, where its every demand & desire is granted in a misguided, anti-confrontational attempt to keep the child “happy”

The EZ appeasement parenting proponent, who hadn't had a full night of sleep in six years, admitted that her tyrannical son ruled the roost, but that it was based on ideal parenting beliefs.

by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015

student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.

a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017

apply more force male parent

means harder daddy in a high class way

man :goes at it
woman: APPLY MORE FORCE MALE PARENT

by when the October 24, 2019

your..online.parent

your..online.parent is a very funny,well known tiktokker with almost 700 follows.they use he/they pronouns and use vsp.their height is 5’3 and favorite color is red.

Person one:hey,do you know who your..online.parent is?
Person two:no,I don’t.
Person one:you should go check them out,their p cool 👍😀

by dracofm October 13, 2021

When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

Parveen

Coming from the mixed Dravidian phrases of Pravintai nim Aji soosoo ledu.
Parveen means someone who is a big man due to doing exceedingly well in something.

YOU ARE MORE THAN A DRAVIDIAN. YOU ARE A PARVEEN!

by Chungus fungus BOI August 25, 2019

Parent

Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child

Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!

by OneDayYoullLearn August 23, 2012