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Monkey Barrel 

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.
Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.
Monkey Barrel by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011
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Monkertron 

A giant metallic robot strangely obsessed with saying 'Monkertron' in its metallic robot voice, and hiding and singing in the undergrowth scaring the Lavatory Shrews. The Monkertron is clearly an early (failed) experiment in AI as it often mis-quotes items in its memory and can often trip when trying to mult-task and say 'Lloyds' while walking. A pungent odour often surrounds Monkertron and some external staining is often evident especially around the omelette region.
Winda - Listen, you smell something?
Toilets - Oh yeh, it's that stinking Monkertron
Monkertron - M*nk@Rtr0N
Monkertron by zzwill December 1, 2011

Monkeybunked 

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"
Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!
Monkeybunked by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

monkey on a post

This is a petite person who favors well endowed men.
Wonda Wonderpig was like a monkey on a post with the basketball player!

Trim Monkey 

(n) One who trims marijuana separating the bud from the shake. Often stooped over with a terminal case of trimmers back, they wear the facial expression of a buffoonish simian, the result of trading their labor more often for bud than for money. Trim monkeys can be seem in most North West California towns after the summer world music festivals wearing bright tie-dyed clothing, pan handling and asking for trim work. By the middle of November most retreat to warmer drier climates.
Did you happen to see that Trim Monkey pan handle the soccer mom at Schats this morning.

Yeah she told him to get a job, so he asked her if she had any trim work. The next thing I saw was her headed out the door with a new pair of mini fiscars and off they went in the black SUV.
Trim Monkey by navadude September 29, 2010

Mango Monkey 

A slur for one of Filipino descent.
Person 1: Hey do you know about those Filipinos.

Person 2:Uh do you mean Kyle, Duke, and Ivan?
Person 1: Yeah those Mango Monkeys
Mango Monkey by fullmetalflash23 September 10, 2021

Enfant du monde 

Somebody who lives without borders. The term was coined by French singer Indila
Je suis une enfant du monde
Enfant du monde by IndilaFans June 22, 2018