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Pale Mojito

A cool, refreshing alcoholic drink consisting of 2 ounces (or more) of vodka, 7-UP (tm), and mint leaves. Served over ice, typically in a tall glass with either a sugared or un-sugared rim.
Scott enjoyed a Pale Mojito at the pool
by Vegas Scott April 21, 2009
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Fresh Mojito

Happy birthday buddy, I got a fresh mojito waiting for you in Pittsburgh.
by Rainier42 February 23, 2012
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ashley montoya

an awesome person who can be anyone's friend. she loves to joke around and is always sarcastic. but even if she fights with people she still cares and will always love u no matter what because thats what a true bestie is. also she doesn't give two shits about anyone
Jennifer Shim will always be Ashley Montoya's best friend forever. ๐Ÿ˜Šโœจ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Žโœจ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Žโœจ
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by _.itsme._ June 12, 2016
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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.
Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out itโ€™s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.
by Stoney69 March 16, 2019
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Valerie Montoya

Valerie Montoya is the name of the baddest most gorgeous curly head girl ever. She sings amazingly and also acts amazingly so yea go tell her she awesome ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wow is that Valerie Montoya.

Yea that is her she so gorgeous.
by Saranunez November 11, 2020
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The Manitoba Period

Rather than ending a sentence in a traditional sense, Manitobans finish them with the word โ€œfuckโ€.
The Manitoba Period = fuck
Whyโ€™s it so cold out fuck?
Letโ€™s go fuck.
Grab me the keys fuck.
by thesehands5 December 24, 2020
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Victor montoya

This person is so fat like so much to the point where he can't move
Hey that guy is so fat he looks like a Victor montoya
by Psps21 January 10, 2021
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