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minute

used when talking about a period of time much longer than an actual minute. sometimes also called "an ill minute" or "a hot minute".
"Yo i haven't seen you in a minute"
"Man, I been waitin here for an ill minute"
by La La December 29, 2003
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I'll be there in 5 minutes

Phrase | You actually say I'll be there in 5 hours
by T-wizard March 21, 2015
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in a minute

I period of time that is most likely longer then a minute.
Rather it be the past, or future, you can use the term.
I'll holler at you in a minute.
I ain't seen him in a minute.
by 6FingazInDaFlesh July 10, 2010
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Mittsturbate

Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.

Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
by Neezplz January 9, 2010
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Mittie

by Flower pot March 6, 2021
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squishy mitt

A squishy mitt is also known as a woman's vagina
did you put your penis in her squishy mitt?
by leebr September 14, 2006
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The 19 minute rule

The rule of never having a girlfriend who lives more than 19 minutes away from you, so that you'll always be able to get to her before your morning wood goes to waste.
Yo that girl was hot but it's a 40-minute drive to get to her, so I passed. Remember the 19 minute rule!
by Al X February 17, 2007
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