Watermelon salesman

1. Someone who enjoys the company of many African-Americans.

2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.

3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.

I loves me some niggas

Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks

cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb

by the watermelon salesman April 24, 2009

nigger love a watermelon

A song from 1917,which is considered racist nowadays but back then no one gave a fuck because black people were called nigger everyday and were discriminated by everyone basically.
(the song was used in an ice cream commercial,search it up on youtube)

Person 1 : Yo,have you listened to ''nigger love a watermelon''
Person 2,but black : ~pulls out pistol~

by Yo wassup homeboi May 6, 2018

watermelon on a stick

Being with a distorted body.

Where as the head is 10 times as big as their body.

Damn that Seb Beddingfield's a watermelon on a stick.

by ernesto November 19, 2003

dranking watermelon

Beyonce being her fine self and enjoying some watermelon on a hot summer's day. Most likely alongside her husband, Jay-Z and their daughter, Blue Ivy.

I've been dranking watermelon.

by DirtyDee January 28, 2014

Watermelon

The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore

Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.

by Philip Sap June 13, 2008

watermelon sugared

Having performed oral sex on someone
or
Having had oral sex performed on you

“How’d it go with Harry last night?”
“He watermelon sugared me all night, best hookup ever.”

by chickenlesbian69 May 21, 2020

Watermelon

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.

Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"

Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"

by UziSuicide101 August 19, 2010