Kyle

Kyle, he's a little btch for leaving you alone in class all the time, and that is all he will ever be. He carries around a monster is his backpack everyday at school and thinks that makes him cool. Most importantly, he'll say "bruh" to you if something doesn't go his way.

"dang it, kyle is leaving me again!"

by hlechtig December 6, 2019

Kyle

A white guy with ADHD that most likely drinks monster.

Kyle took all the energy drinks

by Tanner Heart April 27, 2019

KYLE

Kyles have been born since the dawn of time until recent production of drywall and monsters little was known about their curious nature, but when studied in their natural environment you can normally catch them chugging monsters and punching holes through drywall when they aren't doing that they are usually riding their BMX bikes in skate parks with their friends.

we need to knock all this drywall down go get kyle.

by Luna9192 July 13, 2019

kyle

bitch who orders the same thing as me in olive garden. he's so fucking petty. like it was embarrassing having the olive garden waiter flirt with him because he thought he was gay.

me: "bitch, stop being so fucking gay kyle."
kyle: "dr. peppie."

by ikea bird July 28, 2020

Kyle

A person who drinks cans of monster and punches holes in drywall

Shauna doesn't like him hes such a kyle

by yofery May 23, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is an amazing person and is very cute and loves to help everyone and thinks about others before himself. He makes sure I always laugh and I’m never sad.

Kyle-Are you okay?
Me-Not really.
Kyle-Dont be sad I love you and your my best friend ❤️
Me-Awwah thx ❤️✨🥺💫🧸

by Life’s sucks March 30, 2020

Kyle

Is a ginger kid nobody likes and will die alone

Look at Kyle he is such a dork

by Tor biggest nightmare January 6, 2020