Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2016

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Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 23, 2016

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Powerwheels

A shitty plastic vehicle that almost every house in the ghetto that is usually cracked, stuffed with leaves, and has its battery stolen by gangstas.

I saw one of those shitty powerwheels again, too bad its been stolen.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2016

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Welfare Mom

Usually a fat bitch that has about 10 children that she keeps locked in a room just so she can get checks from the government.

That bitch has 12 children locked in a room that are fed stale bread yet shes getting $2000 a month. What a welfare mom.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 14, 2016

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Emoji Whore

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with emojis. They have emoji plushies, emoji wallpaper, emoji stickers, etc. Emoji Whores also have iphones cluttered with emoji keyboards and use around 10 emojis in 1 paragraph.

Hey, did Sarah text you?

Yeah, theres about 50 emojis on here.

I know, shes an emoji whore.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 23, 2016

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