jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.

Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.

by hyphrr January 18, 2018

Jousty

Willing to spar (verbally or otherwise) at a moment's notice.

Ser Jorah is feeling particularly jousty today!

by Goghzy123 April 26, 2019

Jousting

being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.

I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?

this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button

by sargho August 13, 2019

Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.

Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted

by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 9, 2020

joustle

an ostrobogulous Pokémon

Joustle is a Normal-type Pokémon and has the special ability to create random bullshits and waste time.

by jojo 🐟 June 15, 2021

Jousting

Using 2×4×185" boards in automotive sporting activities

Rev up the engine and down that Rev we're jousting

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Jousting

When two men with an erection run into each other

In midevil times jousting was for men on horses today real jousting takes place when men run into each other with an erection but no horse .

by Flybish May 19, 2022