hit and run 

When one silently farts near a person or group, then slowly walks away inconspicuosly. Usually a sign of disrespect to the receiving party.

Mr. Stalesberry just did a hit and run.

hit and run by candm June 19, 2005

Hit or miss

So, hit or miss is a godly Tik Tok meme that includes a somewhat cringe girl singing " hit or miss . I guess they never miss huh? U got a boyfriend i bet he doesnt kiss ya. Mwah." As u can see the girl is clearly high on crack or something and going very Krazy.

"Hit or miss?!" He shouted to the tesco. "I guess they never miss huh?" Came replying back

Hit or miss by TheGentlemanMemeMan December 20, 2018

hit em up 

A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?

You should listen to "Hit Em Up" and count how many times he uses the word "fuck" in it. ;)

hit em up by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006

hit em up 

A way of asking for something, esp. something of value.

Shaniqua: I see dat my baby daddy is comin'...

Latasha: Mmm hmm... Yo ho ass better go him em up fo yo child support.

hit em up by glittercherries January 6, 2004

hit up 

(v) To be financially charged or made liable for something.

I was hit up for $300 worth of parking tickets last month.

hit up by keyshaw July 16, 2004

Hit and run 

The act of downloading a file through bittorrent and immediately stopping any seeding as soon as the file has finished downloading. This is done to save bandwidth and avoid lawsuits.

Dude don't download movies, you'll get sued!

Nah man, I just hit and run

Hit and run by Dirty Dz Knees March 14, 2011

hit the sack... and then go to bed 

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

hit the sack... and then go to bed by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003