happy tabeoka

Put someone in pudding then ass fuck them

Im going to go all happy tabeoka

by Lex steele’s weenie March 25, 2018

Happy National Send Nudes Day

April 21st is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend , girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1”

by PepperedDonald April 21, 2019

Find a happy place

When chanted to oneself repeatedly serves to conjure a positive memory, either fictional or real, that inspires optimism and hope during a time of despair, fear, or general malaise.

Peach, the starfish in Finding Nemo says hurriedly, "Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!" as a coping mechanism when the heavy-fingered niece of the dentist, Darla, taps on the glass of the aquarium.

by raw shrimp cooked shrimp January 16, 2009

HairyBeef

n. cow meat which has at some stage in its production been exposed to hair.

Maw Parker: I got you steaks for dinner kids.
Kid #1: Cool.
Kid #2: There's hair on my beef!
(Other kids all snigger at the connotations)

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005

happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.

Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.

by Goldenrod June 21, 2008

happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005

Hairy Sand Dollars

A female's nipples, surrounded in hair

Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...

She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...

by KooKooKachew March 15, 2009