fuzzy musket

to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person's nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.

That bitch Tom gave me a wet willy in class...thought he was so funny...so I snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! It even splattered a little!

by TheAndy May 2, 2006

Fuzzy Peached

When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.

Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.

therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached

by Lside Boy...of course April 3, 2009

fuzzy taco shop

When a woman gives her man a handjob utilizing a tortilla and spit as lubricant. Once he cums woman makes a burrito with said tortilla.

My girl was hungry, so I took her to the fuzzy taco shop.

by Ridebb January 30, 2018

fuzzy random

The most accurate description of what a woman would call logical, from a man's point of view. What a woman thinks is logic seems totally illogical to a man, and sometimes, vica-versa. It usually leads to a dissagreement on what meaning there is to a statement. Basically any situation involving something that seems or is completely normal to you but causes conflict from people reading too much into it.

Man: Honey, do you want to try that new menu at the bar tonight? They have some nice low-fat stuff on there.
Woman: So now I'm fat am I?
Man: No! OK, if you're going all fuzzy random on me, we'll go to Maccas.

OR

Man: Let's head to the beach babe, the guys reckon it's awesome down there.
Woman: I'm not your damn trophy, do you have to parade me around in my bikini in front of the whole beach?
Man: Where the hell did that come from? Damn fuzzy-random excuse for logic you got there...

by Dr_Snapid January 6, 2006

fuzztaku

1.) a fangirl of the lombax Ratchet

2.) a fan of the Ratchet & Clank series in general. Rarely used; must be quallified as NOT being a fangirl

3.) a fan of fuzzy things (particularly furry or anthro characters). Also rare and requiring qualification.

Originates from the words fuzz and otaku. However, unlike otaku (which has negative connotations), refering to someone as a "fuzztaku" is normally considered friendly and will usually prompt a response of "Yup! ^_^" or something similar.

Fuzztakus will readily glomp any lombax they come across, unless it's Angela. Then they riot.

or

Fuzztakus have been known to frighten those who believe themselves to possess some semblance of sanity because of their free expression of fangirlish glomping said lombax.

by Sandy87 August 2, 2004

fuzzy nar nar

dirty weed. the kind you let fall off your lap while trying to roll a blunt. it usually ends up on the floor of your car, most likely damp from the orange soda u spilled earlier. You pick it up, blow it off, and proceed. aka Daytona Dirty

"we don't got that fire son, we smokin fuzzy nar nar!"

by MissDirtyDaytona January 25, 2010

Fuzzballs

That really good feeling that tingles down below. Coined by musician Nathan Cavaleri on his twitch stream after he got particularly excited about a track he was laying down.

clips.twitch.tv/SaltyExquisiteLEDTheRinger-5CnO6QOD3FyD580M

"ahh yeah. thats good. its giving me Fuzzballs"

by Qreatin September 5, 2021