dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.
Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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dork cheese

"hey u muthas i think u r all gey fags"
by John January 05, 2005
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Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it
"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"
by DINKLESTEIN September 06, 2011
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uber dork

uber dork is a word usually descirbes dork and wannabee dorks. it is the sister word to teehee giggle snort. and cousin to signature porn star (which is copyrighted)
Jayne: Omg she cant do a cartwheele.
Pete: What an uber dork!

by twiglett is on crack January 31, 2008
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Dork Face Killa

Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.

Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK)!! She's too smokin for him!!!!!

by log-jammin February 06, 2007
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