Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

eye dirt

When you make in a shot in basketball while being guarded heavily. Another word for "eye jammie"

"Cuff..... You just got eye dirt"

"Coofff.......You got a lil eye dirt....Where?...RIGHT THEY!"

by kellyeyedirt July 14, 2009

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Dirt Slut

Is the meaning of when a slut exhales and nothing but crap and lies comes out

"Hey, I hear you have a small penis"-katie
"Dang Katie why do you have to be a dirt slut?"

by John Hetlinger January 13, 2018

Dirt whore

Dirt whore is a person or persons who will get down in the dirt and act like a dirt whord

Shekinah serene ramey stop being a dirt whore

by A shekinah serene ramey dirt w January 14, 2022

dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 24, 2008

Dirt Army

The best army in all of the land

Person 1 - I'm part of the dirt army
Person 2 bows down

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019