Cooter Tooter

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina

My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter

by Bigsweet April 22, 2020

Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Hippie Cooter

Hairy Vagina.

I was gonna go down on that girl, but she had a hippie cooter.

by Maispace September 8, 2010

carolina cooter shooter

When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge

I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat

by Ole Porkchop July 1, 2020

Balloon cooter

Tight at entry point but expands or gets very loose as you go further.

Tiffany definitely has a balloon cooter!

by Antlet7261 September 17, 2021

Colter

Sir Un-Athletic. The least athletic person in the world

wow look at colter he’s so not athletic

by lol roark25 June 3, 2019

Cooter Bomb

When a man (or woman) punches another womans cooter in anger. Punches usualy go in a downward motion to avoid penetration.

Cheri kept talking shit about Zak, so Zak gave her such a large cooter bomb shell have cramps for 2 weeks.

by Zakpak2008 December 22, 2007