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Get the burhoe mug.Either a lightweight submachine gun or a large automatic pistol, commonly used by Israeli militia or African mercenaries. Named not so much from the sound they make but from the indiscriminate bullet spray they produce.
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Get the Burch mug.A puff of gas that comes out of your mouth, usually with a wet noise. It smells and tastes like what you just ate/drank. It usually comes from swallowing too much air. Many comedy movies made since 1995 have had at least one burp joke in them, because HAW HAW, ITZ FUNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1. 99.9% of people find it disgusting, the other 00.1% find it sexy.
College student: *burps loudly during lecture*
Professor: What was that? Who in the room just did that?
*awkward silence as keyboard taps slow down to a stop*
Professor: Nobody's gonna speak up? OK. I have all day. IF WE HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MIDNIGHT, WE WILL! That is rude, disgusting and it's not funny, damn it! You are a human, not an animal. Grow the hell up, whoever just did that. If I hear it again, this lecture is over. This is where you learn, not blatantly perform bodily functions! *cough* Thank you...
Professor: What was that? Who in the room just did that?
*awkward silence as keyboard taps slow down to a stop*
Professor: Nobody's gonna speak up? OK. I have all day. IF WE HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MIDNIGHT, WE WILL! That is rude, disgusting and it's not funny, damn it! You are a human, not an animal. Grow the hell up, whoever just did that. If I hear it again, this lecture is over. This is where you learn, not blatantly perform bodily functions! *cough* Thank you...
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A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.
A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.
"Andrew, how was that Viagra I gave you last night?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"
"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"
"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"
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