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"Fancy a flutter on the 3.00 Derby, Fred? I've got a tip that Elizabeth Green Massacre's going to walk it."
"The one with three legs, you mean? Go on then."
"The one with three legs, you mean? Go on then."
by Parsefone August 28, 2006
Get the flutter mug.Ruler of Cuba and arguably the most successful communist dictator of all time, in that a) Cuba's a relatively ok place to live, and b) he hasn't been killed yet. He was mates with Che Guevara, but funnily enough he's never ended up on a t-shirt. History doesn't like survivors.
by parsefone April 8, 2006
Get the Fidel Castro mug.Gaming term for any fully autonomous stationary weapon, or Sentry Turret. They have featured in many FPSs, most notably in the Valve games.
by Parsefone February 6, 2008
Get the Sentry mug.Describing something that is horribly complicated for no reason, usually in reference to bureaucracy. Named after the early 20th century writer Franz Kafka, best known for "The Trial" and "Metamorphosis".
by Parsefone April 9, 2006
Get the Kafkaesque mug.Either a lightweight submachine gun or a large automatic pistol, commonly used by Israeli militia or African mercenaries. Named not so much from the sound they make but from the indiscriminate bullet spray they produce.
by Parsefone August 12, 2006
Get the Burp Gun mug.I didn't want to write the report as it wasn't my responsibility, but Mike the cunt sandbagged me into it.
by Parsefone October 14, 2006
Get the sandbagged mug.genre of reading material that sits just below porn and to the right of music monthlies at your corner shop, usually featuring a bint with large assets on the front cover. It assumes (correctly) that its target audience cares only for cars, tits, lager and casual sexism, in approximately that order.
by Parsefone May 10, 2007
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