Naked Brain

Exposing a single testicle through the opening in the zipper in a exhibitionistic manner, usually to another cooperating party. This can become a game where you see who can show their naked brain in the best location (supermarket, restaurant, library), where the most outrageous location wins the game.

Steve and I went down to the Piggly Wiggly on friday night and I managed to sneak a naked brain out near the frozen foods. He then retaliated and got me back over in the produce section.

by Eric Crouch December 29, 2004

Bride Brain

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.

Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.

by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010

brain fuck

The condition usually experienced after regaining consciousness after tripping your balls off (using LSD) as your mind attempts to recover. Symptoms include a feeling of general stupidity and the soreness one would associate with having a large phallus shaped object repeatedly shoved into the depths of the cranium, no lube.

Oh, brain fuck.
After dropping that dose last night, my brain fuck makes me feel as dumb as a fucking rock.
20 hits of acid will cause a serious brain fuck.

by theoneyiv December 6, 2009

Rat Brain

When a dude stretches his scrotum tightly to one testicle and displays it. He could put it right next to a sleeping person's face, for instance. You could also just tightly wrap it to two testicles.

Dude, get your rat brain out of my face.

by Joe W. October 10, 2004

brain fuck

To screw with someone's head, by using deceit, taunting, and name-calling.

Kevin just brain fucked the shit out of you.

by kingkevin November 14, 2006

brainer

when you're excited to learn something new, eg. math, science. it's basically a boner in your brain a.ka brainer.

professor farnsworth: all of this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer!!!

by soma689 April 25, 2013

no brainer

A dumb question or response. Something one shouldn't even have to think about it.

Dude1: Hey, man, where's the basement?
Dude2: Try downstairs, bright spark!

Girl: Whales are... big.

by MischiefMaker December 28, 2003