Brainache

A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.

Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.

Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.

E.g

Person one: Heya, how're you today?

Sufferer: uhhhhh

Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?

Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh

by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

Brain Genius

A brain genius is what you get when you cross a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon. Can be used sarcastically, or as an actual compliment.

Guy 1: We should jump off the roof!

Guy 2: Yeah... great idea brain genius.

Guy 1: No, we don't have to buy a new one, we can just duct tape it.

Guy 2: I didn't even think of that! You're a brain genius!

by AGun June 19, 2010

paper bullets of the brain

To "fire off" hurtful words, to talk smack.

"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare

by hey nonny August 27, 2006

Vaginal fluid on the brain

Vaginal fluid on the brain, is when you cant think of anything else but vaginal fluid and sex. Approximatley 99% of human males are affected.

Dude1: man i cant stop thinking of sex today

Dude2: Sounds like you have a case vaginal fluid on the brain.

by micky mcgee June 29, 2011

badinkadink

since badunkadunk is a big booty, badinkadink is a small booty.

Damn, that girl's badinkadink ain't no comparison to my girl's badunkadunk!

by babygurl69 June 10, 2006

Bradenton

Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.

Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."

by Smizzle Dizzle August 21, 2008

Dick brain

When you just gotten the good dick and you can’t think straight cuz you got dick on the brain.

OMG Arthur, I am so dumb today, I have major baby brain!

Shut up Alessandra! I have crippling dick brain! I got DP’d last night and have semen where my cerebrospinal fluid should be.

by Pliant member August 10, 2019