Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."
A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."
by Reymas March 14, 2013
Get the Beardabe mug.Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.
by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008
Get the study beard mug.Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
by The Supertits May 10, 2011
Get the beardgasm mug.A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006
Get the Schwarbington bear mug.One who takes advantage of a sleeping girl or girls by placing his fingers inside of her vagina or their vaginas.
Hey remember that time we both fell asleep next to Walter on that hammock and he tried to finger us? God, he's such a finger bear.
by finger bear victim #112 February 17, 2010
Get the Finger Bear mug.Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009
Get the The Bear Jew mug.The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012
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