Go fuck yourself

What I like to post on YouTube when I see those dumbass comments from those ungrateful moronic bots that post “I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.......

Karen: You're fucking disgraceful and the world and everything centers around me and no one but me!
Me: Go fuck yourself, bitch.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021

beat yourself up

To blame or critisize oneself of their failures.

You don't have to beat yourself up,even if you lose the match.I'll be proud of you anyway.

by Toa Pohatu March 02, 2017

FV¢K YOURSELF

Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.

If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!

by Telephony August 18, 2011

go heck yourself

What eight year old Roblox players say to Minecraft players without getting in trouble at school.

Minecraft Player: LOL minecraft is so much better than roblox *whips*
Roblox Player: go heck yourself *dabs*

by 420-69 November 25, 2018

go fund yourself

Pronounced 'Go Fffffffffffffffund Yourself'. A game founded by Jonathan Wier (host of the Jonathan Wier Show, the most popular evening (6-9 PM) radio show in Kansas City) ripped off by many (including Stephen Colbert) where bad examples of go fund me (people who do not deserve money and/or are asking for money for something stupid) pages are found, presented, and voted on. The winner of the bad go fund me pages gets a small donation with a loving, heartfelt message.

Hey Rod, you know what time it is? It's time to make a difference, it's time to Go Fund Yourself (Go Fffffffffffffund Yourself).

by KMBC listener 69 May 02, 2018

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 09, 2006

fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.

Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.

by ernest fuser November 21, 2010