by bill sagatis September 12, 2013
by MstuO November 02, 2008
by Grego April 06, 2005
noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.
1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
by SirJibby January 06, 2009
In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."
Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard
by Darkrai227 January 22, 2010
A not-so-well-off person, mostly found wandering the streets of Glasgow with tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks with no t-shirt (exposing their drug ravaged body!).
by happy_g September 16, 2005
by Taylor_Hub April 20, 2015