When you make a girl take a horse laxative and proceed to engage in anal sex, the diarrhea squirts through the seams between her ass and his dick.
Jennifer allowed terry to preform the Nigerian Anus Destroyer on her which resulted in massive amounts of laundry bills.
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Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
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Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.
Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.
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Can be tricky and hurts at first. Commonly used between two boys that love each other. Sometimes girls and boys do this together (weird).
Can be tricky and hurts at first. Commonly used between two boys that love each other. Sometimes girls and boys do this together (weird).
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think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
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