exploded

incinerated. became a fireball. kaboom. see nervous and random.

dude, my laundry's service's van EXPLODED. the driver's okay, but close to a thousand dollars worth of my clothes are NOT.

by rekall January 29, 2004

exploded

A word used to upset grammmmaerer Nazis ;).

Ha! I exploded you! get rekt mate!

by happyexplorer June 7, 2018

exploded ham

Another term for bacon bits.

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.

by giraffe-o May 31, 2007

Exploded Jeans

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.

Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.

by Mista C November 8, 2021

Exploded Mouse

Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.

My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.

by de45 October 6, 2015

exploded hotdog

a gross, rotten, smelly gross vagina relating usually to a femal teenager. mostly looking like a blown up hotdog

guy1: hey did you fuck that gurl danielle?

guy2: yeaa dude shit was nasty?
guy1: why? how was her vagina?

guy2: looked like a exploded hotdog bro!

by hotdogvag November 23, 2009

exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.

Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.

by I.A Games October 13, 2019