Parker Roach

The CEO of Herpes. WARNING Parker Roach contains nicotine, alcohol and dope.

Also defined as a man who's in love with Alexia Labelle.

Fun fact: Parker is a man with a lez haircut.
Person 1: Look it's Parker Roach
Person 2: I like ya cut G
by cool cat who loves ben dover February 25, 2020
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[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
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roach titties

Titties that are small like a roach
"Jessica's hot"

"Nah she got roach titties"
by crybaby123 February 22, 2016
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Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time
Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you
by hell's playwright Louis January 29, 2025
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Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do
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fetty roach

A guy who smokes weed and likes to chill but will take your girl and shoot you in the face
Oh i heard fetty roach is coming tonight
by TheTrapGawd March 16, 2017
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Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.
Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf
by Big Tube January 06, 2023
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