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Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms
Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.
by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

My mate Sam is a cunt
by -God420 December 6, 2019
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.
That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.
"Sam has a 4 inch penis."
by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017
mugGet the Sammug.

sam

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.
by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018
mugGet the sammug.

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.
Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
by Broome123 May 16, 2016
mugGet the Sammug.

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