wizard pee

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.

Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.

by klv May 25, 2010

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin March 13, 2011

Wizards of the Coast

The company behind such games as Magic: The Gathering, the first CCG and still the best after over 10 years.. and Dungeons And Dragons (Aquired by WotC when they bought TSR.)

Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\

Dude 1: "Dude, I've got to get a Darksteel deck."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."

by NobleArc February 25, 2004

wizard sleeve dick

A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.

John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.

The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.

by BMReyes December 6, 2015

level 2 wizard

To describe one's sexual prowess and knowledge of/ability to perform tricks

A: The sex was terrible because s/he's only a level 2 wizard.
B: That's too bad. Hopefully you can teach him/her some tricks.

by hambltonious March 26, 2009

Adept Fucking Wizard

When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.

Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy

Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!

Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!

by the super adventure guy named August 19, 2010

wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard

did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract

by cocknbollocks July 7, 2011