Total Piece of Shit

Something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.

Person 1: "Why did you smash the printer against the wall?"
Person 2: "It was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages."
Person 1: "It must be made in China."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is a total piece of shit."

by Pissed off librarian August 13, 2009

totalled

(adj) the state of one being out of their face. Common examples are an individual consuming excess quantities of mushies or soup

Bruv, way to go, Im totalled!

by bombskwad - detonating warfare wiv lyrics September 22, 2006

Topal Fart

Is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.

In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.

by rodee39 January 10, 2009

Red hot mollie tomali

A special kind of vegetable, found in Asia. Extremely healthy to support the immune system.

Red hot mollie tomali is often used as ingredient for medicine.

by BrinX77 July 9, 2010

total

Adjective approximating to extremely, used to emphasise everything. Contraction of totally

1. That wiz jus' total not on

by Cola April 26, 2004

Totally Heims

A flamboyant homosexual

That guy at the party was prancing around all night. He is totally heims.

by John Bakalis September 29, 2008

totalak

radndom useage, yelled in large crowds for distractions, break up akward or unusual silences

"TOTALAK"

by morrowborder94 January 18, 2009