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Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.
-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.
by skoo skaa skoo September 7, 2013
mugGet the Ticketeermug.

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
by milpool July 11, 2021
mugGet the Elton John ticketsmug.

OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army
Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up
by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022
mugGet the OG TICKETmug.

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.
My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.
by loopit October 26, 2015
mugGet the ticket whoremug.

Ticket

Acid/LSD
Better word than tabs
Bro he just took 19 tickets he's gonna die
by bodas December 13, 2022
mugGet the Ticketmug.

Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.
Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...
by rathole November 25, 2009
mugGet the Dump truck ticketmug.

ticket

oh my god they're such a ticket
by anonymous February 2, 2025
mugGet the ticketmug.

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