Mr thornely

Sir can whip. Sir can math. Sir can dip. Sir accepts no trash. No eat that hegarty maths bitch.

Mrs thornely, “hey honey do you want to watch poldark?”
Mr thornely, “thanks but tonight’s my night with mister hegarty.”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by fred_bloggs December 10, 2008

Thongitis

Rapidly Pooping in the Thong.

She has bad thongitis!

by peoplearecrazy1 June 6, 2011

thernder

Redneck slang for thunder

Jern, thert thernder scurred mer. (John, that thunder scared me)

by Professor Strudell March 1, 2018

man thonged

when a woman makes a man where her thong

My girlfirend man thonged me today.

by yeash August 6, 2009

Reject-a-thon

When you submit multiple definitions to Urban Dictionary and they reject every one of them.

I sent multiple definitions, all very well written, but all of them were rejected. Urban Dictionary is on another goddamn Reject-a-thon.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 4, 2012

Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.

Sit down don't get your thong in a knot

by Bulund August 13, 2017