strassie

straight males who are nasty; i.e. a boner who walks around the town

doug funny is a strassie.

by rachelinda November 26, 2007

stression

The stress that is caused by extremely tense situations that could blow up at any moment.

Micheal has to tell his Dad that he just crashed his BMW and was under the influence. Major stression.

by Mr TeaPot798 November 2, 2010

Stressfun

The act of doing something that is very frustrating, difficult, or stressful, but has really great payoff.

I'm in a long distance relationship with a great girl, and i get to see her whenever i have a long break from school. It's really stressfun to coordinate the flight, but it is so worth it

by Johnny Bravo is cool December 10, 2010

Stress Tea

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.

Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.

by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011

Stresscalation

a made up word by a silly man who thinks that when one gets stressed they should say to themselves, "The stress stops here!" --- Stresscalation is apparently when you pass on your stress to someone else during your day.

The ability to stresscalate is the only good thing about being stressed. One is allowed to commit stresscalation and snap at others and it is fully justified because they are stressed.

by lawstudent123 May 5, 2011

Stressetite

n, The appetite, often voracious, that one develops under significant stress.

friend 1: How's the studying going?
friend 2: Terrible! I had such a stressetite I ate three bags of Doritos and now I want to die.

by Metcalfistan June 2, 2011

Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!

A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"

by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011