Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

Spliff

“Spliff”. A way of saying someone looks dope as hell.

Hey that outfit looks spliff . Spliffy as hell.

by Vtwazhere December 14, 2022

Sploiky

A compressed creature may be described as sploiky

Person 1: I put a hampster in a hydraulic press its sploiky now :)

Person 2: I dont want to be friends with you anymore

by Trunko December 21, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

sploinkies

an offensive slur for the group "megheads" fan of the youtube chanel supermega matt and ryan.

Sploinkies: YOURE A FUCKING SPLONKIE

by society6969420 December 29, 2022

Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge

Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep

by EbolaChola January 8, 2023

Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny

Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.

by Dextionary February 15, 2023