Spanking

A slap on the bottom with either the hand or a tool such as a belt that is given usually bent over the lap so the bottom is sticking skyward and therefore makes it easier to spank. Spankings are often given on the bare bottom or on panties (or male undies) pulled tight, but this does not mean it cannot be given over pants... It's simply not as effective however. Hits can range from hard to light which are referred to as love taps, and are usually given to girlfriends or wives. Spankings usually last for 40 medium spanks, or 20 hard spanks, plus some leg spanks.

Spankings are given as punishment or for sexual pleasure.

Your getting a spanking!

by HavaGanda November 1, 2015

Hammer spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.

Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.

by Isaac fucked storm June 3, 2018

meat spank

Hold your junk like a slab of cold meat , and swinging it with the force of a thousand suns.

Im going to meat spank people with staff infection.

by Touchmymeatspank January 10, 2012

Ankle spanker

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

Drank, Dank, and Spank

It's what makes a fun night. Drank which is alcohol. Dank which is weed. And spank which refers to women or sex in that matter.

Me-"What we doing for my birthday?"

Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"

Me-"I'm down for it"

by Milly Bo Jenkins December 29, 2010

Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler November 12, 2008

Spankalicious

Means very good, could refer to food, partys, sex or whatever you want

Joe - Dude that party last night was SPANKALICIOUS!!
Matt - You know it

by Billy Weidrick March 12, 2008