smartshitter

noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge

Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...

by Apees January 15, 2009

Smashed all Crazy

When two people correlate in the act of such mind blowing bangin, head tramatizing, nasty, unadultrated, unfiltered, sloppy, OMFG, raw, just plain stupid dumb, like never before, all day, not even answering mama's phone calls, insane, hellacious, probably have a child from, rediculous, if this is wrong then I don't want to be right, we're going to hell for this, type of sex

I met this fine ass gurl the other day. I got her number and smashed all crazy.

by Dontreal December 8, 2009

Twade smash

(n)A powerful act of aggression and violence which carries with it no actual need to be violent...to perform the Twade smash implies the person doing the smash to carry out an act of violence with extreme aggression and power.

Yo if you keep fucking with me I gonna give you the Twade smash

by franco24 February 7, 2009

Panty Smasher

A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher

Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?

Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.

by joerockets April 16, 2011

wanna smash bird

A bird that is looking to smash 24/7 and attempts to do so by asking "lemme smash?" and "u want sum fuk?" he is on a video of youtube and his name is ron.

I love that video with the "wanna smash bird".

by PugzHavingFun February 2, 2017

HULK SMASH

1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.

1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!
2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"
Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"
Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*

by mckeifus April 28, 2007

Gaijin Smash

To art of getting away with douchebaggery in Japan and being an ignorant obnoxious foreigner by simply pulling a gaijin smash on their Japanese asses when the shit hits the fan

"I was supposed to give up my priority seat on the train to that old bag but I totally gaijin smashed her ass and acted like I didn't know what the fuck she was bitching at me about"

"I was too cheap and lazy to buy a subway ticket so with JR pass in hand I gaijin smashed my way through the gate before the electric doors could close and then when the guy came running after me and told me I had to buy a ticket I acted like I thought the JR pass covered everything"

by someone elses butt April 17, 2008