Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Short Stalk

That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

by Blue Runner May 3, 2009

Short Jetting

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.

"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."

by 725EC January 23, 2010

Short Down Mart

A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.

yooo you see that short down mart?

by itsyaboii April 6, 2010

short swan

A homosexual method for preventing STD's

I did'nt feel safe so i insisted he performed a short swan.

by derekforever1 November 14, 2011

short ringed

When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.

Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.

Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.

by reveren December 22, 2013

short guy squat

The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.

"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."

by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014