spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.
1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!
by Maybelline February 19, 2006
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scam spam

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.

2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.
1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.

2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.
by Astor G. November 05, 2007
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intelligent spam

1) Spam that is actually worth reading, either for a good laugh or just for plain knowledge.

2) ko71991
1) Thanks to intelligent spam, I now know my ABCs!

2) Ko was posting again. Really, that guy's pure intelligent spam!
by Kid Buck March 05, 2006
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JINsama spam

From the secret forum rulebook of JINsama:
A reply that adresses a post older than five days.
JINsama spam:

Veggey: Jinsama... Du er så utrolig... Vet ikke hva jeg kan skrive, det er flaut å lese postsa dine. Det kan jeg iallefall si!

JINsama: Bra forums spam
by Biffusgrammatikus July 09, 2011
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spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.
by bimpy January 19, 2004
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Pearl SPAM

To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.
Here's your sandwich hippie.
by ya yo gakk April 26, 2004
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Spam Javelin

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.
by MattyTwatty May 04, 2006
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