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Big Russ

A steroid-addled homosexual with a power complex and a perchant for fabricating female alter egos.

Not to be trusted near children.
That Big Russ touched me inappropriately.
by God McGodson July 13, 2010
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Russian Wedgie

An uncomfortable or painful tightening of the underwear in the front, separating the testis in the scrotum or the labia. Very similar to a frontal wedgie. It may occur due to a practical joke in which someone pulls the front of the pants/underwear so that there is discomfort or pain. It may also occur on its own when the underpants ride high.
1. I can't believe you gave him a russian wedgie because he wouldn't say uncle!

2. That movie was good, but boy did sitting in the theater give me a russian wedgie!
by GpD79 January 15, 2010
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russian dry rub

during a hand job you use rock salt as a form of lubricant
Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.
by si2high July 7, 2010
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Russian Revolution

The 1917 communist revolution in Russia, which led to the establishment of the Soviet Union. It involved:

*The Czar being all mean and rich and everything while the peasants starved
*Lenin spawning angry mobs out of thin air to follow his orders, which apparently consisted mainly of storming palaces and tearing down monuments
*Trotsky doing something which caused him to be idealized by leftist intellectuals for reasons only they understand
*Anastasia being a beautiful princess with expensive clothing and therefore awesome according to preteen girls (and when have they ever been wrong?)
*Rasputin being a creepy dude and therefore probably a sorcerer (you can't argue with logic)
by sggdsgdhshfhfdhfdhdff October 22, 2013
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Hannah Russell

The nicest and most amazing person in the world. She will be your best friend ever if you are nice to her, she is hardcore, awesome, amazing, funny, awesome to talk to, a little crazy not to much to where its weird but to where its awesome, very pretty, and my best friend in the whole world.
Hannah Russell is crazy freakin awesome!
by thejakeeffect October 24, 2011
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russian teabag

To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains
Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!
by Kozbot October 26, 2006
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Fetid Russian Cum Sock

Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?
by Trumpo the Clown June 20, 2019
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