Montezuma's Revenge

Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food.

Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.

Don't eat too much chilli or you'll suffer Montezuma's revenge

by Sheendough March 5, 2011

Horse Man's Revenge

You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.

Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.

by sam brenner November 10, 2009

Revenge

What everyone uses as an excuse to go the way of an avenger!

Itachi: I pwned your family, n00b!
Sasuke: I kill you!
(Sasuke prepares Chidori)
Sasuke: I asplode your head with Chidori!
(Sasuke charges Itachi)
Sasuke: Revenge be mine!
(Itachi dodges)
Itachi: You lack... hate. Tsukuyomi!
Sasuke: (mind-raped) I iz in a coma! Nooooooooo!

by Anonymous Legend October 14, 2009

revena

a total retard, or really ugly bitch

"you kow what? fuck you alex. you're just another revena."

by lauren August 31, 2003

revengeornano

revengeornano is a short meme, created by a growtopia kid who tries to rat people

which one would u choose, revengeornano?

by RubbyGT January 19, 2019

Turkish Revenge

To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someone’s asscheeks.

That gronk doesn’t wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him I’m gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.

by JimmyDJunkie September 8, 2020

Hippie's Revenge

An act of payback involving one person A who has been in some way harmed by another person B(either psychologically or physically), getting revenge by throwing a vial of LSD in his aggressors (person B's) face in order to induce a forced, hopefully "bad" trip.

If I ever see that kid JL again I am going to Hippie's revenge the shit out of him for stealing my shit

by AtlasPrince July 6, 2010