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by Skittens June 2, 2011
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retardation

1) another person putting his wants before his needs stemming from a lack of common sense. 2) situation involving one party being screwed for another's gain, commonly financial.
EXAMPLE 1

Man 1: Yesterday, my cousin's electricity was shut off since he wasn't paying the bill. This morning he went into debt to buy a $3000 HD television.

Man 2: Retardation... he seems to enjoy being a worthless bum.

EXAMPLE 2

Man 1: I have completed every single upper-level course required for my Multimedia Technologies degree and the college says I can't graduate until I take Intro to Windows.

Man 2: Retardation, dude. They just want your money.
by AdamG March 11, 2008
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steve wanted to know what a retard was, so he went to america, after all everyone there is a retard
by 91121029102913209830u834 January 8, 2012
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Retard

Someone who has characteristics of defficiency such as a broken left elbow, unability to turn hands with palms facing upwards, and thinks like a 6 year old.
Yeah that kid that just got bit in the face by a dog, that's jack campbell the fucking retard.
by BradleyG June 1, 2009
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Retard

Used to describe somebody who is disabled by stupidity; you call them that because they don't understand or care, only their moms do.
look at the kids in the special ed. classroom eating chalk; wow, that retard loves chalk.
by specs123 August 6, 2009
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retard

Someone who does not know how to spell artard properly.
That guy is such a retard!

Don't you mean artard?

Oh yeah, right
by whatsupppppp! November 5, 2009
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retard

When you see a tumblr feminist crying their whale ass off, a kid laughing at nothing, or person who has no mental ailness doing some stupid shit.
tumblr feminist: Ok, so I'm mad at you racist sexist homophobic sexist whalist sizeist male heterophobes islamphobic fucks insulting me, I identify as a Yak-9P Fighter jet equipped with nonswept wings and 20mm cannons, with the pilot being Misha Yatobo blah blah blah blah hentai anime blah blah blah are you still listening blah blah males should die

Todd: She's a fucking retard.
Adam: Agreed.
Sam: Retards think alike.... *oncoming swarm of feminists*
by weird eye the science guy November 13, 2018
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