Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

by RCL37 May 22, 2014

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Rectalosis

A shitty outlook on life.

John suffers from a serious case of rectalosis

by Brad W3144 July 22, 2015

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015

rectal rumble

A disturbance or growling up or in your anus

"As I ate the taco, I had a large rectal rumble."

by Effan! April 17, 2016

Rectal suspension

verb

1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.

"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."

by Ladstain October 4, 2016

rectal fireworks

Rectal fireworks is when your dropping a poo and fart comes with it causing a rapid fire like action out of your bumhole

I I sat down to drop a deuce and it caused (rectal fireworks) to some flying out of my bum

by ToiletGod September 5, 2016